IF YOU GIVE A MOM A MUFFIN
If you give a mom a muffin,
She’ll want a cup of coffee to go with it.
She’ll pour herself some.
The coffee will get spilled by her three year old
She’ll wipe it up.
Wiping the floor, she will find some dirty socks.
She’ll remember she has to do some laundry.
When she puts the laundry in the washer,
She will trip over some snow boots and bump into the freezer.
Bumping in to the freezer will remind her that she has to plan for supper tonight
She will get out a pound of hamburger
She’ll look for her cookbook
The cookbook will be sitting on a pile of mail
She will see the phone bill, which is due tomorrow
She will look for her checkbook
The checkbook in her purse, which is being dumped out by her 2 year old
She’ll smell something funny
She’ll change her 2 year old
While she is changing her 2 year old, the phone will ring
Her five year old will answer it and hang up
She remembers she wants to phone a friend to come over for coffee on Friday
Thinking of coffee will remind her that she was going to have a cup
She will pour herself some
And chances are if she has a cup of coffee her kids will have eaten the muffin that went with it!