Happy Mother’s Day

IF YOU GIVE A MOM A MUFFIN

If you give a mom a muffin,

She’ll want a cup of coffee to go with it.

She’ll pour herself some.

The coffee will get spilled by her three year old

She’ll wipe it up.

Wiping the floor, she will find some dirty socks.

She’ll remember she has to do some laundry.

When she puts the laundry in the washer,

She will trip over some snow boots and bump into the freezer.

Bumping in to the freezer will remind her that she has to plan for supper tonight

She will get out a pound of hamburger

She’ll look for her cookbook

The cookbook will be sitting on a pile of mail

She will see the phone bill, which is due tomorrow

She will look for her checkbook

The checkbook in her purse, which is being dumped out by her 2 year old

She’ll smell something funny

She’ll change her 2 year old

While she is changing her 2 year old, the phone will ring

Her five year old will answer it and hang up

She remembers she wants to phone a friend to come over for coffee on Friday

Thinking of coffee will remind her that she was going to have a cup

She will pour herself some

And chances are if she has a cup of coffee her kids will have eaten the muffin that went with it!

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