Tonight, at midnight, our Directv will be cut off. No, we didn’t forget to pay our bill. We purposely cut it off. I would like to officially say a blessed goodbye to my TIVO.
Goodbye to season passes of my favorite shows
Goodbye to the pause button
Goodbye to fast forwarding through commercials
Goodbye to watching whatever show you want, whenever you want
Goodbye to the time I wasted watching mind numbing junk
Goodbye to the times I heard words I shouldn’t have
Goodbye to the scenes I didn’t need to see
Goodbye to the issues my kids needed to know nothing about
Goodbye shows that taught me how my house needed to be up-dated, bigger, and better
Goodbye Fox news, I will miss you!